witless_protection
witless_protection
witless_protection

I would have hated to be the cop who had to frisk him and figured out that he was sequestering something...

This video should have come with some kind of audio death trap warning.

Something about it says, "hard to fix".

I think he meant "missiles", though you're probably right in stated what you did. I'd add in mumps and diphtheria.

I like it too, but the whole CWIS thing is just BEGGING for an R2D2 paint scheme (it works on swimsuits too you know...).

They might. You just don't want in a gunfight to find out that they do.

Oh I am sure if you added the proper controls, a joystick, a POV camera, and some software, it will do just fine.

This is an outrage! I fully expected them to put on one of these... What? If it's good enough for the Navy, it isn't it good enough for the Highway Patrol?

I drive with my wife. She is the passenger 99% of the time, she drinks the coffee, and then tells me to pull over at the Tim Horton's or at the rest stop so she can go use the facilities.

Their small. Their bones are soft and they heal better. At least that is the way my mother treated me when I got concussions and other amputations.

Yeah, car owners like that do it just to piss people like Jalops off.

No, no, no... they don't MAKE that much. it is slightly less, but what saves them is that they don't pay income taxes.

Plural for Prius? I think that it is, "Penises."

Well, for one, I am sure surprised. I FULLY expected them to buy Toyota Prius Hybrids.

Maybe Ron Hextal (retirement? HA!) was in town and chopped at him.

He's not a benchwarmer and he has a contract, so yeah the rarity.

A Honda Civic Hatchback got into a crash with a BMW Z3?

This is what is known as "good marketing and advertising". This from a company that spend zero dollars on marketing and advertising (really, they don't spend anything).

Well here is a dangerous precedent. Do I want the quiet road I use as a practice track to be swamped even more by exotics? I absolutely do not have a sports car, but if I did and knowing this road like the back of my hand (I had to go there daily to get the mail for friend's parents when they were on vacation for