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WATCH OUT!!!!!!

The chains, they don't help idiots who travel too fast on slick roads or try to pass cards three wide on a street.

When it gets that bad, we Canadians usually just avoid going near those streets or hills. There is usually another way around. Or just wait it out for the salters, sanders, and plows and go later.

Now, IF there were only some place nearby where they could get some salt to put on those roads...

"Snow Turns Utah Drivers Into Morons Too"

Yep. Definitely should have stayed with diesel.

Why was he in such a hurry? Oh I forgot, he's rushin' (get it? Russian? Rushin'?, Ha! I made a funny!)

Whoa! Slow down a minit there Mister... Aston Martin old and new, yes. Old Jaguars (Mark 2), yes. Old Rollers, yes.

Nah, I will say the artistic merit badge. You know, hipsters nowadays...

True enough about the last paragraph, but still, something is amiss with the new JK. For the styling, they could have reached further back like the Challenger and the Charger did for their re-styling and cues (this does not include the new Dart, so far the pictures look unpromising).

No feelings hurt.

I thought you meant asshole.

That was like watching paint dry.

What I noticed first was the lack of Mickey Thompsons in the rear corners. That makes it very sleeper like already.

No, he recorded the video using a phone. He just added the portrait and then shaked it around just so it would piss off everyone watching it.

Think about it... They're British, they do things ass-backwards at times. They drive on the wrong side of the road, have the driver sitting in the passenger seat, and think that their food is pretty good tasting.

He might have been trying for an artistic merit badge.

Nope. Not a troll. I just think that when the last AMC Jeep dealship disappeared, so did the smalltown feel of it all. The new ones have no soul.

I agree with the commercial. The Wrangler Unlimited is what I think is a poor excuse for a Jeep. It feels like tin with some plastic and with the 4-doors and all the soccer moms driving them it is sad. There are three of them at my kid's school and his school is small (rural outskirts and it is for little kids). I

I am kidding, I realize that GM is run by guys who are more often seen looking in the rearview mirror than what is out front.