Well that is something I can agree with. A CJ and not a YJ (or the poor excuse of a 4 door SUV they have now... must fan those flames...).

Powerpoint? No one uses Powerpoint ever — everything is handed out as an iPad app or Android app now.

Not useless. I would take the Charger instead because of body style.

I can't fit very well when I am sitting down already as I am sucking on my knee caps and looking at the scalp of the passenger in front of me.

Yes, I realize that he is a he (from yesterday's shotgunning pose on Jalopnik). The whole thing with the attention whore, it sounds better if you change it to the female gender.

The other ones are GOD, STONED, CEO, MAFIA (you mentioned it), HACKER, V, and I am waiting to see the last plate... oh dang, it is covered up in tape.

Uh... Hasn't this been done already?

Sorry to tell you that you have been misinformed about the sugary sweet sauce on your pancakes (it's not real Mape Syrup in Canada's Underpants, ya know...). Canada has the best Maple Syrup and it is the best there is.

It's a Wannabe-go without any Win at all.

You ain't much if you ain't Dutch.

It would be better if it weren't fake.

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!

And here is another thing, if you ban the Check Engine Light (CEL), what will I do for a Jalopnik Avatar? (shakes tiny little fist in anger at Jalopnik.com!)

If you ban the Check Engine lights, then the throngs of idiots will never know the joy of an idiot light.

I will hand it to them, it is awesome for slot cars.

I think more like F1. This is less of a left turn type of thing I think... without hte paddocks, the hot women, and loud exhaust notes.

Blindness? Stupidity? Nouveau Riche? Mental illness? No accounting for bad taste? To prove a point? Attention Whore Deficit Syndrome?

The car would look like something that you could never open and fix yourself, even replacing the battery without breaking the warranty.

I don't know when, or how, but something is starting and I knew it before you did!

Assuming it is all real, I hate to say it, but the amount of money he invested in 3M reflective stickers is worth more than what I have invested in tires for my wife's car (nice tires too).