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Yeah, it is such a fine line.

You don't mean this Porsche badge do you?

I can't believe I forgot to mention that it was a Cayenne!

We have a lot of new older immigrants living here.

Can't you tell? The Porsche Cayenne.

Look at the front and sides.

That car up there is no where near as the stupid exuded form this one.

This one was from an earlier Jalopnik post and it ranks up there with sweet ass jumps. I wish I had the nards to try it out on any car.

My friend said the same thing about the laughing. Only he said, if it were me, he would be laughing harder and louder.

I kept Eric and Mick and his group out of the B-list, what I should have left out was the "other".

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And if you are going to do it, then do it right. Do it with a car. And solid ground underneath your wings...

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I am sure that there was some careful planning and forethought into the execution of that jump. Well, at least more than the pick-up truck one up here.

John Lennon's Rolls Royce. Seriously? You had this chauffeur the Stones, Clapton, and a few other B-list celebrities. You made a statement. Great. Now get the thing re-sprayed the proper colours. Or a colour.

Winnar!

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Shoot. The first thing I thought when I saw the graphic was, "COOL! James Bond Ejector Seats have finally become a reality! What is next? Bullet shield? Machine gun pods? ROCKETS??!?!?!"

As an IT/Maker/hardware hacker/repair it/scavenger/guy, there is nothing better than the Dodge minivan.

That ain't no minivan... that is jellybean with a model in front of it.

I suppose he created a crack pipe out a stove pipe.

The Dodge K-Car. Narrow it down and you get the regular beige inline 4 cylinder Dodge Spirit. Just fun. There were a lot of them making them the American GENERIC BEIGE of the time, combined with the styling of the day, Lee Iaccoca, add in the column shift automatic transmission and you get slow.

I'd like to see him defend his actions to a cop up here on a snowy day. They would look at him and the video and slap him with a ticket for excessive speed in poor driving conditions. Those signs with the speed limit don't apply in all cases.