Are you a plant or a bot?

Fact checking? GO TO BED

Read it again, Darrell Hammond was the longest tenured female performer, makes sense now, right?

How can you talk that way about C-3PO’s oldest friend?

2 Mor 2 bius

To shreds you say?

“Did you know that disco record sales were up 400% for the year ending 1976? If these trends continue… A-y-y-y!”

At least he’ll get his fuckin’ ziti.

In a just world you would.

- Guillermo del Toro

This is not my beautiful thread 

I bet he’d send a personalized autographed photo if you asked.  Which you could then scan.

No it’s ok, he’s not selling NFTs.  He’s just dead.

Feisty feline fires furious fusillade at former friend and fabricator, feels frustrated at followers’ failure to focus on future.

Wait a minute, are you saying there’s a connection between Ben and Glory?

They can’t be the same person. Blade wears sunglasses and Cottonmouth doesn’t. He wouldn’t be able to see.

I don’t know how much begging was involved but the BBC wouldn’t say yes fast enough of Phoebe Waller-Bridge offered them more Fleabag but she seems satisfied with two seasons.

HOT TAKE: PTA disappeared up his own asshole with The Master and hasn’t been since.

Can’t believe this is actually starring Chidi Anna Kendrick.

You'll take your endless SNL coverage and like it.