That is more spirals than their fans will see all season.

When did Kevin James get a neck?

If CBS values my opinion so much why isn't Kevin James buried neck deep in hippo shit right now?

“But Coach,” I said. “There are only one set of footprints leading downfield.”

I’m crying on the toilet, and I didn’t even have Chipotle yesterday.

Great. Now I’m crying because we’re going to McDonald’s for lunch

Great. Now I want to go to McDonalds.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Of course it’s not, because he never once mentioned anything about veterans or their efforts. No, that connection was made by reflexive morons who work a lot harder on composing their perfect Facebook response than they do actually thinking about what he was talking about. Because thinking is fucking hard, man!

Am I crazy to think this could work as a designed play in a real game, and completely wrongfoot a DB?

Yeah, they keep talking about sports.

Hey guys - I found the virgin.

Apparently Ashley doesn’t have a unibrow either.

I’m rooting for you. I tried and failed to read all the letters in this article; the combination of anger and bad spelling/grammar was too much.

Ashley shall henceforth be known as “Princess Ashley.”

As a journalist myself (sports writer for a decent sized paper in Florida) I couldn’t agree with you more. Every single time I get hatemail I relish it. We even have a board up on the wall where we post the best letters (sometimes hand written because of the old people who read us) because they are so good. Keep up…

So what exactly is your kickback for abortions? I am always interested in getting some extra side money.

I don’t know, I’d like to imagine they’ve reached out to her privately.

Then what would be the proper term for a parent telling her eight year old daughter that she doesn’t need a father, her father is trying to take her away by wanting 50/50 custody, child support was lowered by 100 dollars so they can’t afford to have nice toys anymore? What do you call a mother who reads a child court…

Disagree a 100%. If you have ever witnessed parental alienation, you would know it’s real.