Eggs in the microwave are easier than that.

You’re absolutely right.

I wonder how many times Dilfer has been sitting at home, watching a game on TV... or even in the ESPN studio... and paused to stand, face the TV, and place his hand over his heart as the NA was being played.

We’re watching a quarterback showing off at a practice field. You think the Raiders, or any team for that matter, are going to show a card in their hand on social media?

Why do the big players in the “Las Vegas Raiders” saga (Adelson, Davis) have shitty haircuts and bad skin?

PAS is very much a real thing, and it’s absolutely sinister. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone’s kids.

Turned in my v-card to my then boyfriend on two hits of LSD and “Kashmir” by Led Zeppelin playing on repeat for what seemed like forever.

I’ve stopped using online booking services like Orbitz, Expedia, etc. and now just deal with the airline/car rental/hotel directly. I’ve gotten some pretty good deals that way.

“He told the Globe that he was ‘professional and cordial,’ adding that he doesn’t go to nightclubs.”

“tow the party line”

“she kept towing the line”

“I don’t endorse the way the majority of Jez authors respond to commenters — in fact it pisses me off — but I would say they are all short tempered and defensive.”

“...if they really, truly had thin skins about all this, they would all have quit after a week on the job.”

Some of Jezebel’s previous and current writers are notoriously thin-skinned.

Yeah.... this article is a tempest in a teapot.

Don’t retire. You were great at Gawker and much needed here.