See, I was thinking of just mixing it in with more vodka.

The Kool-Aid man will finally be justified for running through a wall.

I'd just like to express my envy of anyone, regardless of gender, who has curtain sewing skillz. I can hand-sew felt donuts, but using a machine is like asking me to fly a space shuttle. :(

Tell me this is going to be available as like adult Fun Dip.

Spiderman must have really paid attention in those femininity classes. Stretch fabrics are notoriously hard to work with.

Finally, a chance to get wasted just like the Astronauts do.

I wish I had a pocket version of you I could just pull out whenever I wanted it.

My mom buys several packages of these things every year, pops some holes in the cellophane and lets 'em get stale for a bit before she eats them. That should probably explain a lot about me.

I think the reason why shit like this pisses a lot of people off is the knowledge that deep down, some part of each person laughing at this is laughing at the "ching chong chinaman" stereotype rather than the idiot white guys that are the butt of the satire.

That's just shifting the blame. No one has an obligation to like you, and if a woman isn't interested in you, it's not necessarily because she's shallow or "entitled to the studly men." I'm a fat, depressed man who writes openly about being fat and depressed and I do just fine. You're the one that sounds entitled.

So, she was a Morrissey fan, I suppose?

Exactly, and that is what is annoying about this. "At Self, we would have been fine making fun of these women who are out taking care of their bodies, fundraising for a good cause, and supporting each other in their physical and mental well being if they were healthy, but since one of them has cancer, we are sorry?" …

I won't eat it unless he puts it in an upcycled mason jar.

So, these cupcakes being dispensed from an ATM are valid currency?

All I could think of when I read this is: "Oh my God, they're bringing back the automat." Maybe a Febo is in our future.

Nancy Grace: The Wife Henny Youngman Was Talking About

Great minds.

My husband gets so mad at me when I gasp out loud at celebrity news. He always thinks someone has died, and then I'm like, "Hillary Duff is getting a divorce!"

IT WAS ALL YELLOW