You'd be served shade grown coffee!

"You may get to see someone die on set" was probably my favorite reason.

So are Oreos!

I'm sure the boss said he was a hero for saving her life!

"Miss Pasty, if you're nasty."

I was so lucky that I was able to be this way. My dad told me I would have to use my earnings to pay for all of my school clothes, which I was happy about — I could buy what I wanted! When the time came, and I went shopping, he paid for half of everything and told me to save the other half. I was stunned and so…

Would this have been tweeted if a man had asked to be called "chair" instead of "chairman"? Sincere question.

"I spent the afternoon with Charles Manson and he didn't kill anybody! Even said 'bless you' when I sneezed!"

It's like she's never seen a movie, read a book, heard a song, met any other human beings to learn about The Charming Bad Person.

What did Barb think Woody was going to do to his children while in her presence?!?

Perhaps that's more fortunate than unfortunate.

You have a year of regret and repentance now, sitting in front of your local library, sighing.

Ride all the rides with that lucky pooch!

It's like Kindle-as-TV-Guide!

I just saw its face was very well-contoured.

Sadly, the competitive part of me is sometimes like "OH YEAH, well I'LL SHOW YOU" and then I don't know half of what's going on in my book.

Oh, they totally did but that's nowhere near as sweet. :)

Your comment reminds me that my Kindle app now tells me, since it's apparently analyzing my speed, how much time it should take me to finish the chapter I'm reading. It's now just like my GPS with a predicted destination time.