If you think the multi-day, parked-in-pieces “eyesore” objections are rubbish, try living with HOA CC&R’s that prohibit “automobile maintenance in the driveway or garage of the residence.”

The Gawker Media Hunger Games are in full swing!

Let’s all pray that this one is the next to get recognized.

Could it possibly have been about self-governance and a rejection of an unelected and unaccountable body enforcing dictates on the citizens?

This works well in a land where hopeful narratives are more powerful than physics and economics.

For a Texan, you don’t seem to speak Freedom very well.

Oh man. What sort of decadent, depraved, billionaire-only activities must North America be lacking vs. the rest of the world to have deserved such a label?

Normally I detest the gratuitous (and usually empty) calls for activism from authors of Gawker-affiliated articles, but this is one to get behind. There is no reason at all to legitimize the horrors of political oppression that are enacted in places like Azerbaijan, and F1 should get fiscally spanked for this.

Here’s the thing, all nostalgia aside: It’s forced and artless. Look at “Hamilton” for how to do cross-identity re-makes. The all-female Ghostbusters is just not worth doing. At all.

Now you clearly are a discerning shopper. Just to show you my appreciation of your character, I’ll let you have it for $3499. I’ll even throw in a full tank of gas.

Glad you asked. Anyone with any sense would tell you it’s the 2006 Honda Accord, preferably one with more than 130,000 miles on it. I don’t want to toot my own horn, but I just happen to have one right here and I’ll let it go for the low, low, price of $4000.

Yes, officer. Wax residue.

Wait, what? G27 won’t work with a PS4?

Phobias are irrational fears.

I will take the A-arms off rather than use a spring compressor.

Opening the oily bits (including valve covers and even the oil filler cap) and letting some airborne foreign object, such as dust, inside that will permanently foul my engine.

“Do you expect me to quit?”

Sorry, but even the Mopar fan in me can’t get excited about a 1978 anything.

It’s no use telling him. The Gawker stylebook prescribes both vilifying petroleum and ignoring the evils of centralized economic planning.