Indonesian forums are probably blowing up right now because he was just too fast and FOM had to shut him down to keep the status quo.

Jokes that are in poor taste are only allowed if they are funny.

Read. The. Torque. Specs.

Here’s hoping for “Batdance” to be tomorrow morning’s jam on the front page.

If there’s one thing I would change about Gawker’s commentariat, it would be to rid them of their horrible sweatphobic tendencies.

Yeah, no kidding about the reliability and build quality. I heard Marchionne built a time machine and transported all the FIAT factory workers from the 1970s in just to make these.

I eagerly await your “Why are engines made of hard stuff and seats made of soft stuff?” article.

I’m going to guess that someone, somewhere is confident in lots of IMSA and WEC wins.

Moreover: 0 people will purchase an Evo, because they don’t make them anymore.

OK, just an “inflated” one, then.

I hear you, brother. I drive in the emergency lane because there are so many fewer cars to get in my way, and I get to my destination faster. We’re too smart and important to let social order interfere with our convenience, amirite?

Still, I’m pretty sure that pedestrians belong on the sidewalk and not the street, just like bikes belong on the street and not the sidewalk. This kind of thing is usually codified in law. Are you certain it was an unlawful arrest?

There's only so much they could do with the Dodge Dart chassis they were building on without having to re-do the crash tests.

Chevy apparently used it for a bluetooth device on the Equinox.

Please, even if you’ve commented on this before, please please settle for the readers here what exactly your thoughts are on the Mercedes Benz 190E (W210) chassis. Perhaps it’s not the best early 90's chassis, but just how good/not good is it?

Is this another one of the “Moe” troll accounts?

Spyker was known for a deliciously high style/performance ratio.

What’s this NACA duct garbage?