“The rear seats don’t fold flat, but they slide back-and-fourth really far within the cabin to give the interior a lot of versatility.”

But only Mopar has a “Hemi,” right?

Tavarish, here you have shown yourself to be that little boy at the parade, pointing at the Emperor’s shiny, sweaty bum, and calling it for what it is. This soooo needed to be said.

That’s a good question. I hadn’t heard anyone raise the issue until we were almost ready to go out for real.

Welp, starting now, everyone is.

First and only time: Being told I couldn’t run.

Vintage Jag, or Malaise Jag?

“Sports” “journalism.”

Jason, after DeMuro’s article yesterday, I thought I foresaw an upcoming problem where you two would be competing in the same space. Apparently my concerns were unwarranted.

They could have gotten a lot more sympathy from me if they brought back the sugar-scoop headlights.

Mercedes can earn nothing but love and respect by bringing back the corrugated taillight design elements.

Are. You. High.

Which is several more stars than it will receive in federal side-impact testing.

At one point in my career I was the small fish in a big fish department. Annual raises were divvied up first flatly department-by-department, and then merit-based, employee-by-employee within each department. Therefore I was receiving small compounding raises annually for several years even though I was doing more…

I’m sure I could count on one hand the number of things wrong with this car, but I’d have trouble getting past the middle finger.

I believe that the basement floor of an outhouse is pretty much “night and day” different from Camden, so yes, I believe you.

I’ve never heard Camden called “upscale suburban New Jersey” before.

....aaaaand Fade to Black.

Some kinda hairdresser’s car?