Jason, you may be leaving your bottles of grape soda open too long.

I had a (rebuilt) replacement engine put in a Ford Escort back when cars were merely appliances to me. The original engine had a head gasket leak at 37,000 mi and cranked on a cylinder full of water one day. Not the mechanics fault, that part was all Ford.

Excuse me everyone, it’s time to feed the troll:

Number one: a Pinto. Really any Pinto, but the cruising wagon is the bullseye:

If you have details please put them in the comments.

plz guys can we just defy laws of nature for once i mean this is the 21st century after all

Dammit Jalopnik, have you learned nothing from Jezebel? You need to put trigger warnings or something before posting this kind of material.

Rubens Barrichello, without hesitation.

Many conversations are Pebble Beach, and many Pebble Beaches are conversations, but which conversation is the most Pebble Beach?

Rehab.

Two thoughts:

Report: Elon Musk passes $4k in government subsidies into the pockets of each and every affluent Tesla buyer.

Lesson: Always be thoroughly prepared to walk away. Not as idle words, not as “a negotiating tactic,” but really, truly, walk away. And then tell people about it.

Bigger + Faster = Better

The first rule of Blue Tifosi is: You don’t talk about Blue Tifosi.

A diaper. Literally yesterday; I bought my daughter a car off of craigslist. A Lancer, despite my long-time Lancer trolling in the automotive Kinjaverse. It was the cleanest 10-year old sub-120k mi example I found in all my looking, well-maintained, and looked like it had been recently cleaned and vacuumed, though not…

Oh gosh, I hate front-plate states.

But as the stunt coordinator says, with these new BMWs – M3s, specifically – you’ve got to turn off all the electronannies to make movie magic.

I’m just watching and re-watching that gif dreaming that it’s actually Hot Fuzz 2: Beverly Hills Bobby