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The red ruins it for me. I know it pays the bills though.

Early '80's Brabham, perhaps?

Totally. I had no idea what "Parmalat" was, and perhaps that was part of the allure. Same with "Hardees" in NASCAR. I was a West-coaster and I had never seen nor heard of Hardees. It could have been a brand of underwear, for all I knew.

Tried to remember ones I used to like as a kid... so I go look up "Benetton" and I see a bunch of noisy, complex ugly-duck liveries that don't seem familiar at all. Oh, well, keep browsing. Lola, nice, Lotus, of course.... Oooh, Tyrrell! Six wheelers!

As a former adolescent male, I spent a lot of my non-masturbating teenage years reading Mad magazine. In fact, I think I first learned what the Watergate scandal was from Mad. So when Mad offered us a chance to have an exclusive preview of their next issue's hybrid car ad parody, I leapt at it.

Lamborghini has nothing close to a racing heritage in its past. But that doesn't mean it's too late to start. The Super Trofeo series is that start. And it's an absolutely incredible one. Here's what it's like to drive one of the fastest sports cars in the world.

Even when the hood is open, the hood is closed.

Sadly, I must acknowledge this truth.

Oh, for a thousand heart-clicks...

That they are so intrinsically safe that you don't need to understand driving dynamics.

Can I get one

See, that's their point. That wouldn't have happened if you had chosen STEEL.

Yard dodecahedrons, brought to you by STEEL.

Anyway, I suggest getting really close to your monitor and staring into these images until you believe you're actually living in there. Enjoy.

Then all they'd have to do is make it mid-engine, rear wheel drive, and of course matte brown with wood paneling.

It's got some venty looking things around the periphery of the back glass that make me think it has 599-style flying buttress aero bits.

*Italian* mirrors.

Yes, the FF in coupe form would be a great looking car.

Jalopnik.com blocking at the Great Firewall in 5... 4... 3... 2...

I've never been much of a fan of the malaise Alfas, but then, this is no malaise Alfa, is it?