I think we can all agree that "Dick Trickle" should be the Miata of any QOTD about people's names, Just like "Hayabusa" is the Miata of questions about engines, and "Because Racecar" is the Miata of questions beginning with "why."

I didn't watch the clip, but in the thumbnail it looks like they recast Dennis Miller as Tony Stark.

Is your X-type Jag an "X" as in X-TREME FORD CONTOUR?

Chargers and Caprices are too small? Why, in my day, CHiPs were two-door coupes, AND WE LIKED IT!

Makes perfect sense. In Iceland, you have to be prepared to outrun a volcano that has home field advantage.

*Worse* than my commute? Do you even know my commute?

Citation please for the 3500 deaths per year figure? It's not that I don't believe you, but no one is going to believe me...

This must make Dieter from Sprockets as happy as a little girl.

1986 Toyota Tercel 4wd wagon

The roof snorkelscoop is the new Lambo doors, before lambo doors were cool, that is, before they were uncool.

It makes me feel the opposite of what you feel.

So what you're saying is, you can't stand YouTube videos.

Actually, this could only have happened with a Prius driver. The word "Prius" in the headline is redundant.

Breaking Bad is a cautionary tale for Aztek owners.

And you have less mass to carry around because you accelerate and brake quicker.

What state has 8-letter plates?

Mr. T.,

Seems like more proof that when it comes to judging others based on a single piece of empirical evidence with shaky error bars—and taken out of context—we're still prone to making shortsighted decisions.

Come on, goose, get to layin' those golden eggs....

I'm confident that there are worse press release phrases out there somewhere in PR flacks' imaginations and/or wastebaskets, but man, did that really go to print? Someone got paid for arranging those words in that order instead of something else?