Looks like a Mini Cooper mated with its manga collection.

Shouldn't one criterion for "the world's most stereotypical Lamborghini owner" be that he has crashed a Lambo due to asshattery? I think we owe Mr. Salamone a correction, unless someone can prove that he has shuch a crash in his history.

I don't bitch on Gawker when they run car stories, because that is a general-interest news/gossip/sensationalist site, which might include car-related stories. Fine.

OK, so the fact that they were found on a highway leads us to conclude that they were transported there by some sort of vehicle, probably with rubber tires and an internal combustion engine. Therefore, this story is worthy of Jalopnik editorial consideration.

Sorry I wasn't more clear. I intended to imply that the relevance of the story to Jalopnik ought to have been considered. Since there was no actual relevance, there should have been no post.

#6: Florida has laws?

"I'm going to change gears now. This WILL involve man-touching..."

This definitely ought to make the list. True creativity is obvious in hindsight.

I drove by one of these in someone's driveway with a "for sale" sign on it yesterday. *almost* stopped.

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Clarification? Denial. It's not about the overall relevance of the story, it's about the relevance of the story to Jalopnik readers qua Jalopnik readers.

#COTDNomination fer sure, man.

And now the story has been silently edited, so I look like an idiot.

Did Honda's spokesperson really put that apostrophe in there?

What about the Rodger Ward and the Offie midget winning Formula Libre at Lime Rock, 1959?

Of course, the answer to every question....

And your highway assailants would surely attempt the "If she's dressed that way, she's clearly asking for it" defense.

Round wheel arches say Olds and not Pontiac. Also, the side mirrors as so many others have said.

I used to live a couple miles from there. In fact, I know a guy who lives around there with a Shelby GT350. I wonder if that's his...

Not enough tail light visible from angle of the original picture.