You must be a well-trained hoon indeed, if you can drift a tow truck.

No, a Haiku has

Yeah, well, Honda certainly isn't doing it, so somebody's got to.

As someone who regularly gets his MX-5 a little loose in totally socially acceptable ways, I have to agree.

Pretty sure that's a Quattro, dude.

El. Oh. El.

Thank you; that was helpful. However, I guess I lied. I apparently *was* in the mood to do the research, and I read the Wikipedia page on the 935.

Why so subtle?

OK, I give in. I'm not in the mood to do the research that would have produced a proper third paragraph in the story above. Please, do tell: In what way did the 935 fulfill the role you hinted at?

When asked for comment, Vickers stated, "IM VERY PLEASED TO BE DRIVING FOR REDBULL MY SPONSOR REDBULL ITS A GREAT PRODUCT AND THEYRE A GREAT SPONSOR I LOVE REDBULL AND IM LOOKING FORWARD TO RACING AGAIN NEXT WEEK FOR REDBULL...."

The Mazda MX-5 is a chick car.

Did you say "Sliding doors WITH grab handles!?!?!"

Used to drive past a yard where someone was selling an Imperial. You could see the logo from a block away.

Again, I say: tarted-up Altima coupe.

NACA cowl blows my mind.

"USE Y TO REWIND THE RACE" looks awful.

I'd like to call for a rules clarification for those who didn't read.

Or, maybe, YOU are actually a BRO.

Coming soon to an Oklahoma onramp near you....

Battery delete. Saves 45 lbs., for maximum hoonage.