Oh, heart-click, and double heart-click!

I used to live in the East Bay, and even *I* was totally bothered by both "San Fran" and "Frisco."

The Buick six I had was, in retrospect, too much for my teenage responsibility level. Thank God I survived my teen years with nothing more than one speeding ticket and two fender-benders, including one "falling asleep at the wheel" event.

It's a Cayman convertible, *disguised* as a Boxter.

"Frisco," then?

Jalopnik: Now can you cut Mopar clubs a bit of slack for well-earned bragging rights? The 426 Hemi was the shizz, no argument.

Further-further refinement: Pre-fuselage B-body. Owners of '71 + Chargers, Roadrunners, etc. are Jimmy Buffets compared to the 1970 and earlier dudes.

Number one reminds me: Any Jalops going to "Phoenix In the Fall" at Bill Luke Chrysler next month?

Wait- what? Paying for XBox Live? I'm on PSN for free. You have to pay for online gaming with XBox?

Nagorno-Karabakh: The name says: "Klingon," but the flag says: "Atari."

Don't like the direction the horn button graphic is pointing? Turn the steering wheel.

The JukeR indeed.

Be patient. It's taking a while to assemble the entire cast of the "K-Car Reunion" spectacular. They are going to see how many Lee Iacoccas they can jump over. Vegas puts the over/under at one half.

Wow, that's a lot of pounds-per-foot torques!

With a hint of Honda CR-V around the D-pillar.

Do Mercedes E-class "estate" wagons still have the option for folding rear rear-facing seats? They did as of a few years ago, even the AMGs.

Because racewagon.

Yes, but this one goes to 11.

When reality hits this hard, every drive is a race, every conversation a post-race interview, bro.

Let's say you make the $2500 investment, thinking that you've got something special here.