witchofla
Official Witch of Los Angeles
witchofla

She’s just so damn endearing. I love her so.

I fucking love Brit Brit. I will forever. But this is some “annoying crazy aunt on fb” kinda shit and I’m not sure if I fucking love her more for it or what.

It’s mostly done either (a) with contraband or (b) with non-contraband MacGyver’d into being tattoo equipment. It’s actually amazing how good people get at prison tattooing. See: http://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/g…

RIP!!! Bonus flick of my tía showin off her green card

I am stoked to see Beyonce’s new plastic surgery that was strongly hinted at in Lainey’s blind item a few days ago!

Shhhhhhh don’t talk so loud. (Strained giggling whisper) she can HEAR you, the witch can always hear you.

results will vary

“Why is this family famous?”

Here’s the thing that people who didn’t live through this time frame don’t understand: the amount of mind-altering, memory-erasing drugs people did then are staggering. Staggering.

She did this to herself deliberately. I think it’s fair game for criticism, as a purposeful style choice.

Nope. I think she’s entirely overrated and never got her appeal.

I used to love looking through that catalog! My grandma was the queen of catalogs and Lillian Vernon was always my favorite. I’d actually take it home and page through it before bedtime, because, I don’t know, I was a weird kid.

It’s pretty disgusting that Joan and Cherie are more worried about their reputations than supporting their ex-bandmate. No one with any iota of sanity is going to blame 2 teenage girls (who were likely also under the influence and abused) for not preventing the rape. Support Jackie you dicks.

The comments on these are always an absolutely dumpster fire. Truly a mystery why more women don’t naturally gravitate to this crowd

And I’ve noticed the type of guys who have the “no fat chicks” attitude could stand to lose a few dozen lbs themselves.

Haha, yep! Fat women have no business leaving their homes, much less riding motorcycles. Ew. Gross. All that skin and fat just on display for some poor, innocent person to have to see.

Here’s a tip: don’t use the word “female” when you talk about women*. It makes you look like an A1 Reddit Creep.

I don’t know why some folks have such a hard time believing that a beautiful woman really rides her own bike. I mean, no one seems that surprised that a handsome fellow such as myself rides...

I have a disease that makes my legs look like tree trunks and I can only barely wear jeans. Maxi dresses are the only thing that hides them and makes me feel pretty and normal. :(