witchofla
Official Witch of Los Angeles
witchofla

No — what was unnecessary was then proceeding to tell the woman to "go to hell." Asking her (in what seemed to be an appropriate manner) to please calm her child is reasonable in my book — especially when the kid is making a scene. She was doin' OK until she decided to make a bitchy comment.

Is your aunt a time traveling housewife from 1950? Because that's the ONLY time in history where I think that sort of shit would fly.

Oh, my boyfriend and I aren't married. That's because I'm a feminazi queer cunted slut who uses him for money and unlimited sex (via whore pills)!!

I was beginning to think I was the only one who was mortified and embarrassed by that website.

That would require changing the way running for office works — making it easier for Regular Folks Who Don't Have Extra Millions or aren't part of a connection political dynasty to run for office. Put stronger term limits on Congress and the Senate — it's lifelong politicians who make newcomers harder to come by,

Here's my takeaway from this: People invite their coworkers to weddings?

I like you and your ~*~style~*~.

Ugh. I grew up near San Jose and my cousin is a San Jose firefighter. I'm gonna start asking him to beat up any jerk cops he comes across at work.

Duhh, it's obvious who this is a political move for! Black + Poor + Women = OBAMA

This used to be my favorite feature! Now, it's unreadable. I couldn't get through the first recap. The Buzzfeed Internet speak + random pop culture references are melting my mind.

I should already be the CEO of some major corporation based on the professionalism of my emails alone.

I've always felt like these anti-chemical whackjobs are the same people who talk about how vaccination is harmful to children. Fearmongering types are the worst.

At least Cut always did damage in battle. Let's talk about fucking Flash.

Any ladies in Texas can come crash with me in California while your state figures out that whole "giving women rights" things.

Freshman year of college, I go as Slutty Alice in Wonderland, because "college."

The bands on my label get 100% of their streaming royalties. I take 0% of the money generated from digital sales because I literally do no work aside from uploading the tracks to our distributor. Granted, this is on a small DIY level in LA — but just wanted to put it out there that many true "indie" acts/bands on

I used to work at FOX Sports. It happened there. More than once.

My parents must have raised me well because, when I dined out in college despite being a very broke student, I ALWAYS left a good tip and wouldn't have dreamed of doing otherwise. Hell, I just got back from Japan where they don't tip and felt weird just paying the bill price whenever I ate out!

I was ten when the games came to the states, and the Missingno steps were passed around through kids at school, presumably off one kid who found it on the Internet. (The Internet wasn't as barren and vacant as you'd expect back in 1998.)

I live in LA, and our surge pricing on Halloween was 1.75 on Lyft and 2 on Uber. I've never seen it at anything higher than 2.5, so I wouldn't worry so much. This chick was just dumb.