witchofla
Official Witch of Los Angeles
witchofla

Ah yes, I had a bully in COLLEGE who loved to tell me I was a "horseface like Sarah Jessica Parker." People are fucking mean.

Seconded by this Cuban girl with a big ass that made me the butt (no pun intended) of every joke from elementary school through college.

"another (white) woman who has the means to do nothing but self promote gets famous."

All these hateful comments about her appearance are so hurtful and stupid! I've always thought Gaga was beautiful, but maybe that's because she's the first female celebrity who looks a lot like me. I'm the same height/weight as Gaga, and our bodies are similarly proportioned. I also have a long, narrow face with

Nailed it. I have a Masters degree; my boyfriend is a college drop out. Believe it or not, we have a pretty loving relationship built on a solid foundation of mutual respect and trust — and he's managed to not explode with rage knowing that I make more than he does! In fact, he encourages me to do things like, say,

I'm in Los Angeles. Sadly, there doesn't look to be any — will have to look closer, but it does seem all are limited to Northern California or San Diego.

Whole Foods meat counter is the best meat counter. Hands down. (Although Trader Joe's has whole free range organic chickens that are awesome, too!)

Whoa whoa whoa — meat CSA? I'm already on the regular CSA plan, but I had no idea there was a meat one! (We are enthusiastic carnivores, but always, always try to buy pasture raised/free range meat and eggs.)

Quelle horreur!

As someone who grew up in the SV — yes, yes it is.

Exactly. It's offensive and dismissive of the real struggles and obstacles that women with EDs and BDD face on a daily basis.

You know what? I finally bit the bullet and let my psych prescribe me medication to address my crippling BDD and eating disorder. Coming to that point in this recovery process was so difficult and took admitting a lot of vulnerability. Admitting to myself and my partner that, just because I don't "binge and purge,"

I work for a University, and they have a great paid leave plan in addition to a great child care program connected to our education school. DO NOT give up that job. University benefits are probably one of the best in the working world. You are going to feel SO MUCH BETTER about yourself, your life and your future when

I'm hoping you're my boyfriend, commenting from the future. Harbor Freight is that man's fucking playground.

Excuse me, but where did I say that women who have "besties" (I put it in quotes because it's a term I would not personally use, but it is widely use by a LOT of people and connotes a very specific type of friend) are not feminists? Where did I imply that women who have or want bridesmaids are "less feminist" than I?

Ah, interesting. Does your partner get to still claim the kid and get that tax break, too?

I've now started furiously Tweeting at Taco Bell telling them I'll gladly let them sponsor me to attend Coachella. I mean, I DO write about music for a living, and I'm a die-hard Taco Bell fan — so I have that going for me. I can also stand around and look pretty. I'd even wear a Crunchwrap.

I forgot about that book until just now. I had seriously blocked it out of my brain since high school.

"I did not like this book at all the twilight books were better"

My boyfriend loves to write "HAIL SATIN" or "HAIL SEITAN" on random things (like his motorcycle) just to see who it provokes and who is illiterate enough to think he's a devil worshipper.