Those two touchdowns are a giant step forward for the league. Both were catches to any sane person who has not had their mind warped by the NFLs bullshit philosophical dissection of “what IS a CATCH, MAAAAN?”

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

Exactly. I dunked on my kid the other day. I stood over him and screamed. Showed his punk ass. I’m 6-1. He’s 10.

i can’t help but think that Russell Westbrook answers the question “what if Steve Smith had played basketball instead of football?”

I always hide my cocaine when Jax comes on the television. Just in case.

Here’s why I enjoy James: I hate him in almost the way I hate Trump, but with James it’s fun because EVERYONE IS IN ON IT but James. And unlike Trump, he usually gets his comeuppance in a public, humiliating way.

If Chucky possessed an Elf on the Shelf, you’d get James.

Yeah, can’t believe how many people still fall for the “toning exercises for slimmer hips/arms/thighs” what have you. I’ve worked out pretty seriously my whole life but dammit, I just like to eat so I’ll never be tiny and that’s fine. I’ve started running long distances and I think it’s very good for my mental health,…

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”

Somebody’s surrey is getting a sweet fringe on top.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

Durant heard that Jackson was winning the argument so he’s on his side now.

As a lifelong Chiefs fan, I am just waiting for the play where they try this, and a blitzing LB or DL steps right in front of Kelce, snags the ball, and rumbles untouched 30 yards to the house. It’s probably going to come in the 3rd quarter of the Chiefs opening home playoff game against the Ravens.

I said it around halftime and still believe it, the single most important play of the game for the Chiefs last night was Berry stuffing that 4th and 1 in the first quarter. The game was just so likely to get out of hand if the Pats went up 14-0 there before KC had a single real drive.

I haven’t seen an owner act this entitled toward a player since Marge Schott.

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