I already agree it’s the Chiefs, I’m not attaching a picture of all of my mother’s boyfriends for proof. To counter that though a little, somehow they convinced Henry Cavill to be a fan because “Superman is from Kansas.”

It’s weird because when he’s not playing basketball and being the Lord of Competitive Lunacy, he’s a really nice family guy who tips incredibly well, according to all of my friends back in OKC. Anyway, can’t wait for this shit to come back up in the All Star Game.

As always, I just wish there was more awkward, beautiful, beefy, gossipy, responsible Peter popping in and making sure the restaurants busy and everything is good.

Yeah, can’t believe how many people still fall for the “toning exercises for slimmer hips/arms/thighs” what have you. I’ve worked out pretty seriously my whole life but dammit, I just like to eat so I’ll never be tiny and that’s fine. I’ve started running long distances and I think it’s very good for my mental health,…

As a Texan, I’m just glad we can stop pitting our shirts out around mid to late October.

I’m somehow picturing this exact same happening with like, Andre Iguadola, stomping on the heart of a ringless Kevin Durant in 12 years and I am already so furious.