Forget age – he wants to change the date on his birth certificate. It’s one thing to say you feel young, and quite another to say you didn’t exist for the first 24 years of your life. The DOB listed on your birth certificate isn’t a social marker like your name or gender; it’s a historical reference point to be used…

Once again, we see that the main thing almost all of these shooters have in common is violence towards women. 

Shocked but not surprised.

Yeah, it’s the belief in their own adorable preciousness that really grinds my gears. People are using the fucking subway to GET PLACES. They don’t care about your nonsense and desperate need for attention.

Ugh I read the comments on the original post. The number of people calling her “iconic”.....either the bar is low or the meaning has been watered down.

I once saw a man shit into a cardboard box while waiting for the L train. I now consider that the second most offensive thing I’ve ever seen in the subway.

seriously, this is like every public transit pet peeve of mine rolled up into one package. Eating on the train? Loudly screaming/woo-hoo-ing? Littering your piñata confetti and silly string all over? Like, you’re not the only person on the planet and this shit is not cute, it’s hella inconsiderate.

I don’t want this stupid birthday party on my commute. Nope. And I don’t want the Showtime dancers either. I want an uneventful ride where I sit quietly with my headphones. I never want to be smacked in the face by a flying Showtime foot, but I ESPECIALLY don’t want to smell your train lobster. Beat it, all of you.

I may be in a mood, but I hate these people and if I had been in the subway car I would’ve literally wanted to murder them.

As a licensed curmudgeon, may I just wish these attention-seekers all a case of shellfish poisoning and go about my day?

this radical work of healing the deepest wounds on this earth

You go to hell and know why you’re going.

Hey folks! I just wanted to point out that the fine people at Does the Dog Die? have a comprehensive list of flags regarding various triggers and semi-spoilers for all sorts of red flags that people might care about. If you have specific things that might make a movie a no-go, I’d recommend checking them out.

I started to think the world was against me/the aid stations were poisoning me around that point of the marathon so no. That would not have gone over well for me.

Every time I hear about a guy proposing during a race or at the finish line, I instantly hate him. Way to make her hard work and accomplishment all about you, dude. Way to not give her a minute to shine in her own spotlight.  You ever notice how seldom a guy will propose at his own race?

Marathons, watching a sporting event, while she’s crossing the stage after receiving her PhD, etc.... the only thing I see during those moments is the guy making it about him. Dude, just fucking wait.

Men (some men, #notallmen, blahblahblah, *fartnoise*) will not stop until there isn’t a single space, place, event, etc. where women think they can be free of the gaze or judgement. Yet god forbid you ever criticize a good ol’ boys’ club because then you’re destroying the fabric of society.

👏 APATHY 👏 AND 👏 IGNORANCE 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 FUCKING 👏 PUNK 👏

Voting Republican is the opposite of being punk.

I see we’ve all decided to forget how creepy Pete Davidson was to Ariana Grande and all the *insert Whoopi “You in danger, girl” gif here* moments, in favor of yet again blaming Ariana Grande for not being nicer to her troubled ex. Interesting.