Nope, around these parts, he’s the unanimous K in the Action Chris F/M/K.

So every time their affair is brought up people love to bring out the “22 is not a child argument”. Here is the thing:

If you’re in a relationship with someone who uses a whip on you, and you’re not the one giving permission, that’s an abusive relationship, not a D/s one. The submissive is always the one in control in a consensual D/s relationship. 

I knew this  Choose Your Own Adventure: Antarctica book was a bad purchase.

My grandfather proposed to my grandmother on their third date. She moved 200 miles away to think about it. They wrote daily for the next 18 months, fell in love and set a date. She packed her bags and got on a train. The train pulled in at 3pm, they were married in the Town Hall at 4pm...they hadn’t seen each other in…

“Multiple men” proposed?! Get it, girl.

For those wondering, Crew is short for Crewstopher.

On the way back from that trip, Realm says she and her restless soul did it on the plane: “I was so happy and excited—so excited that we had to do something about it. So we headed to the plane loo and, well, I am now a member of the Mile High Club.”

“It was a joke for (my husband).”

This would be disgusting under any circumstance, but it’s especially repulsive that he did it to a cancer survivor who was actively fearful for her health.

Damn. Sofia Vergara’s husband is a nemesis that just won’t go away. One minute you are the love of their life, the next destroying you is their raison d’etre

Can’t some heroic fertility clinic employee engineer an “accidental” catastrophic failure of whatever equipment is keeping Sofia Vergara’s embryos viable?  This bullshit needs to end.

Kanye has been playing Pygmalion to Kim since they got together. He changed her look, he tells her how to dress, when to have kids, etc. She’s like a sex doll he can dress up and make babies with. And she lets him.

kimmy:

Al Capone was just a gangster for image yo.

Yes, it’s a bit infantilizing to say she’s “too young” to get married or be an adult at 25 or whatever, but ladies... all of us can do better than Pete Davidson. And all of us thought, when we were 25, that our Pete Davidson was different than other Pete Davidsons. He was not. He was Pete Davidson. We all needed to…

I have no answers, only cheese. 

“Mama, it’s time we started seeing other people. I have my wagon loaded up and am ready to carve out a new path on my own”

Earlier this week, Samantha discussed Meghan’s pregnancy in another interview with The Sun. “It just makes everything that happened over the last year disappear,” she told the publication.