I really want to get a job at one of these assholes’ churches, like as a preacher or something, and then just literally never show up because it’s against my beliefs. I’d send a stripper in my absence. 

I absolutely hate listening to him talk about her and their relationship. It reminds me of a really abusive relationship I was in where my boyfriend constantly talked about how he was beneath me and waiting for me to leave him and loved to tell his friends intimate details of our relationship. I couldn’t stand it. When…

Bloggers Tom & Lorenzo christened Channing “Charming Potato” and it’s all I see when I look at him. I don’t get the appeal, other than his dance skills.

Mac Miller could be one factor. Or, as she watched the SNL taping on Saturday, she took a good look at who she was engaged to and realized that there are better options for her than this immature idiot.

For me personally, a couple of dealbreakers would certainly have been how he repeatedly thanks her after they fuck and never shuts up about fucking her and also when he told an interviewer that he thinks about his father burning to death in the WTC when he is trying not to cum too fast. But maybe that’s just me!

Personally, I prefer a muff to a scarf.

Yeah I just can’t deal with the “she knew exactly what she was doing/he had no power over her” view.

It may have been consensual, but it absolutely is an abuse of power when someone in a higher position—like president—has an affair with someone in a lower position—like an intern. And even if both parties wanted the affair, he should have had the gumption to say to her that it’s not appropriate for them to have an…

If you expose an Eevee to a Lunch Stone before noon you get Soupéon. After noon, you get Sandwichéon. 

I thought Soupéon was a Pokémon.

This terrifies me. I don’t usually think about the fact that when I use Uber or Lyft, I’m getting into a car with a complete stranger, almost always a man, almost always at night. I just want to be able to go about my business safely as a woman in the world and not have to weigh the risks of mundane activities like…

Naomi and Cara would look fabulous in trash bags. Gonna give a shout out to the bride and say I love she went full on princess dress since she’s a god damn princess.

Me wait ALL YEAR for this moment. ALL YEAR.

Is it ok if I make this thread into a “show me your pup” thread? I’ve spent the morning applying to jobs, and could use some happy puppy faces. If you don’t have a dog, feel free to share your pets too. 

Y’all are on some weird shit in this comment section today. If a man responds to his emotionally abusive wife with physical abuse, y’all would not be with this whole “abuse is never okay, but it seems like they were both being dysfunctional” bullshit.

I like this quote because it makes it seem like professions are the key element of characters. Like, there can’t be chefs who are different from each other; a chef moves and speaks in a chefly way, is motivated by chefdom alone, and has an inner life entirely comprised of being a chef.  That’s good acting!

Vaccines are so great. 

WHY is nobody else squigged out by the make-up wiping thing?!?!  IT’S SO GROSS AND CONTROLLING AND I HATE IT SO MUCH