I’m in cancer treatment and I woke up this morning to the sound of my son vomiting in the kitchen sink (he’d already barfed allllllll over the bathroom). You just made me laugh out loud for the first time today. Thanks, Pal!
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Yes! Just like Sean Penn, with his crutch-like use of alliteration and attempt to made everything *dramatic*. Also, he sounds kind of like Morrissey’s modern prose.
It gets even worse!!
Okay, but like, this is an actual quote from Curvy Wife Guy:
I went the complete opposite route. I changed my profile pic to an image of Queen Hatshepsut of Egypt, who said F-you to the traditional “male only” role of Pharaoh, seized power for herself, and ruled as Pharaoh in her own right. And did a good job of it, from what we know... which is not as much as we might hope, as…
I dated a guy who was a ninny as well. We ended up getting married.
Your post gives me such hope because man am I the exact same person and recently hitting mid-30s, I’ve been really starting to lose hope about ever being able to connect with people like that.
Yay!!! Congrats!!!
Def progress! I also feel like that’d be a great Halloween party trick though.
Congrats! I def have similar issues when it comes to dating and the like. So I get it.
Congrats on moving forward in your life!!! It sounds very exciting.
This was inevitable. Meme-ception.
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Any chance to post this, “take that America!”:
“Ronan Farrow has a new article” is this generation’s “Omar comin’.”
Fuck Theresa May and her fucking Brexit.
I have an adventure cat. His name Lil Dude and he has hiked and camped many of the National Parks in the West. Hiking with him is different than hiking with a dog, he moves slower and will climb into my pack if he senses danger such a dog or mountain bike approaching. He will hike for an hour or so then hop into the…
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And for those of you who would like if a doggo is incorporated into the adventures, check out these two. They rock on Instagram, and their servants’ photography is stellar:
Good.