If there’s one thing I’ve learned over the years, it’s that anyone using the term “virtue signalling” is an asshole.

Stop.

I would put Evans first, then Thor, then Pine, then Hemsworth in real life. Pratt would be permanently removed from the Chris list and forced to change his name to Chad. 

I have never understood why Pine seems to be the de facto #1 Chris around here. I like him and all, but a few years ago he started fucking with his face and now he looks puffy and plasticine all the time. He Afflecked himself a bit too much for my taste. Plus, Evans is delightful and self-aware and socially conscious,…

“Not a great year for Hemsworth...”

Yeah, Pine seems great, but CLEARLY it’s Evans—Hemsworth—Pine.

*slams fist on table* NO! You move Pine down, not Hemsworth! God, it’s like you people didn’t even see Thor: Ragnarok!!!!!

I feel Pratt should be removed from the list all together as he still reps Hillsong.

I just feel like Chris Pine kind of looks...generic? My order:

I love Music and Lyrics, which is technically a rom-com, and yet very different from his floppy-haired days.

Definitely self conscious. But don’t worry. You can fix it. Buy products. Then you will be loved. I am your friend. I give good advice. Buy products. Then you will be lovable. I care for you. I do not judge your lack of pulp. But I want you to feel confident. That is impossible with no pulp, and also no seeds. Don’t…

I’m not sure whether to feel empowered, or self-conscious about the lack of seeds and pulp in my juice.

This is the only chart I trust what it comes to feline well being. That cat looks like A Fine Boi to me, maybe a He Chomnk....

Oh lawd he comin'!

So now that China isn’t taking our garbage to recycle, evidently, our trash is sent to pollute France.

Psalm is a word I have never been able to say comfortably. The silent “P” is fine (duh) but I can’t slide “al” into the “m”

I, for one, am outraged and will never be patronising <scrolls back up> fashion app Dote again.

Let’s not discount the potential effect of this idea. If we get 100% buy-in from all of the empowered pro-choice feminists who happen to be the primary sexual partners of anti-abortion lawmakers, we could be talking about threes or even fours of people.

Aother excellent-looking film for me to watch the trailers and read the Wikipedia plot synopsis and NEVER EVER ACTUALLY WATCH

Nope. Can’t handle this movie.