They’re so fascinating <3 They can trick each other by pretending to hide food, they use tools, and they’re capable of playing hide and seek. I love them. 

Thank you <3

I love corvids so much (European magpies in particular), they are so clever and good. Godspeed, cigarette crows. Bon chance. 

Both! He is the literal worst person and also a fucking idiot. So glad he’s out of the picture now. 

I was pretty rude to him on a regular basis and he thought it was banter and that we were friends. I was never really able to get through to him that I genuinely disliked him. I should have been ruder.

My best friend’s ex-husband once told me my latest FB profile picture was ‘one for the wank bank’ in front of his wife. How is this respectful to anyone in the situation?! KEEP THESE THOUGHTS BETWEEN YOU AND JESUS

My eyebrows are the source of my power, and I refuse. 

I guarantee you that in the unlikely event that I ever married into the royal family, my mother would be straight down to the tabloids to do sad interviews about what a terrible and ungrateful child I am. Permanently cutting out one of my parents was like lopping off a limb, and I think most people fixate on ‘BUT…

It looks like haemerrhoids and I’m sorry I have put this image in all of our heads. 

This World Cup has left me with the most ferocious crush on Gareth Southgate and his natty waistcoats.

A friend of mine has remained friends with someone who, very like Belle Gibson, faked cancer for money and attention. I consider it pretty unforgivable - a co-worker of mine currently has terminal cancer and is scrabbling for every extra few weeks that medicine can give him, and here people are playing at it. Anyway,…

I am reminded of Sweden’s incredibly flammable giant goat.

Two dudes at my work have said that they wouldn’t Do A Swear in front of me because I am a lady, and one of these dudes ‘jokingly’ chastised me when he heard me Do A Swear. It’s exhausting, particularly since the latter man likes to say misogynistic things to get a reaction out of the women in the office. I can’t say…

Thank you, I wish you all the best <3

Thank you, that’s a very kind comment and much appreciated!

I’ve always had a soft spot for Shirley Manson, I remember seeing Garbage music videos as a little ‘un and thinking she was cool as fuck.

I started cutting off and on after the onset of reasonably severe depression when I was 15; I’m 30 now and the last time I cut was maybe three years ago. I’d like to hope that’s the…

Deputy So-and-So is my favourite thing about Sinister.

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I did and I hate liquorice so it was just a bad time all around