Remember when she tried to turn her Rebel Heart album cover into a meme by placing the constricting black cords on the faces of other famous rebels, thereby implying that the act of recording and releasing an album with exactly one (1) bop was in any way comparable to dedicating one’s life to the fight for civil…

‘He’s a complex man (no) who has already suffered a great deal of public humiliation (no), and I’m trying very hard as a good person (no) to do my best (no) to deal with the sadness and the regret and the enormous responsibility (no) of representing him in this tsunami of ill will that has unfortunately (no) been…

I will never stop being furious that we had to trade his fine ass for Johnny fuckmothering Depp.

Well, he did once fight off a polar bear using nothing but an egg-whisk and a pogo stick.

Ivy Levan and Emmi! I will also always adore Amanda Palmer’s work.

He decided to concoct the ICE story “to show everyone that he was ‘somebody’ and had done something with his life,” he said, according to court records

I suppose it would technically reduce the number of gun fatalities?

I’m not allowed a dog at the moment but I long to have a rescue greyhound one day so we can be lazybones together.

I recently found out that a colleague of mine has no realistic prospect of surviving his very aggressive cancer and we are all blown away by how steady and level-headed he is being about it. I don’t know how people do it.

Fucking good. I have read about a lot of murders in my life but this one hit me in a particular way; I just can’t imagine the fear she must have felt when she realised she wasn’t leaving that submarine alive. Fuck this monster. He ended a woman’s life just because he felt like it and he had the audacity to keep…

Me too :(

He wasn’t singlehandedly responsible for the institution of slavery but he participated in it and profited from it. His slaves were his property; you cannot meaningfully give or withhold consent when you have zero power, zero autonomy, and zero legal recourse. It’s like asking someone if they consent to the laws of…

The comedian Greg Davies used to be a teacher and he was talking about it on The Graham Norton Show:

‘When I first started teaching I was 21 years of age; I was sent to Paris on a school trip, three of us in our early twenties in charge of a bus load of kids. I mean, it’s frankly amoral’.

She does look too modern and I wish they’d picked someone with a more credible English accent, I found it incredibly distracting.

I would also like to be water because I’m pretty sure that water has no concept of Kanye West.

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Ah, a classic childhood villain!

I was Googling to try and find an answer for you and all I learnt is that his father sounds like a real peach.

Hell, I work with my dad and I still don’t see much of him during a workday.