We used to watch this as kids and my sister was deeply traumatised by Tom Kitten almost being made into a pie.

That was my reaction. Maybe the president wouldn’t need to be moderated if he was a normal person and not fuckin Caligula.

I love octopuses. If the magpies don’t take over this earth, I hope octopuses step in.

‘The place they go towards is a place even less imaginable to most of us than the city of happiness. I cannot describe it at all. It is possible it does not exist. But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Octopolis’.

I do still love Barry Shitpeas though, I want more Shitpeas.

I am a Brit but it is important that other people see this so they don’t miss out. Watch Charlie Brooker’s ‘Wipe’ series! Also watch Cunk on Shakespeare!

I still haven’t seen s3 of Black Mirror but it is very important to me that Charlie Brooker wins all the awards for everything. I luffs him.

This man is the President of America.

I’m sorry, I know you all know and lament that fact, that is just the only thing I can think of to say whenever he does shit like this (i.e. all the time). This man is the President of America! This man is the President of America!? This man is the President of America??

I get a lot of use out of:

God, I miss The Toast.

Much the same, actually, although I wouldn’t have described it as well as you! What an autumn look. More of a wet look on the makeup for me though, to give the feeling of sleek seal fur, and I might be thinking lighter and pearlescent on the lips.

Agreed! I don’t experiment much with my makeup, I basically have one Look that I stick to, but I am determined to take inspiration from some of these ideas. I want to do a Selkie look.

WATER MONSTERS ARE THE BEST MONSTERS

Even though she knocked out my forever-favourite, Gorgons, I am still #TeamYaga. I lost Gorgon and I lost Kelpie, I will see Yaga rule over all from her giant chicken-legged hut.

In the Creature Division Succubus (5) beat Kelpie (9) by an extremely slim margin

I KNOW. They drag people underwater, eat them, and let the entrails float back to the top. Kelpies are metal as fuck and should be respected.

I like sirens because they drown people for fun. I respect that.

I am so mad that Gorgon was knocked out. I love gorgons. I am now desperately fighting for the Kelpie but will accept La Llorona or Baba Yaga as victor.

Oh my God, I know the Daniel Ratcliffe being quoted here. I’m sorry I’m excited about this but I am.