I pretty much always vote for sea monsters when I get the chance.

Thanks to Terry Pratchett, I love me some golems.

YES

GO TEAM GORGON, GOOOO

yesss more Stew! I now feel free to post this:

Radiohead were right - you do it to yourself, and that’s what really hurts.

TELL ME THIS ISN’T A LOOK

Oh Armie, you handsome sasspot.

The correct take. If Snake wins over Gorgon then this entire world is worthless.

Sphinx vs Cthulhu was the hardest choice on the board for me. The easiest was, of course, Hippocamp vs Kelpie. Why be a horse monster when you can be a horse monster that drags people underwater and eats their entrails?

That was the hardest choice to make. I went with Baba Yaga in the end (sorry) but it was a close one.

This is the content I deserve. I’m not being sarcastic, I’m having a shitty week and this made me smile.

P.S. If Gorgon doesn’t win in the long run, I will burn down this website.

snake-themed cardigans

SNAP

please deprogram me

I feel like I am being kidnapped. I don’t want to go with you to a second location, Taylor.

It works pretty well with the BWOOMMMMMM noise from Inception: https://inception.davepedu.com/

I have reacted to this the same way I reacted to the first single, i.e. declared it to be a tyre fire and then immediately committed to listening to it on repeat for the next three days solid in the sure knowledge that I am going to end up accidentally loving it. I am so confused in my feelings. I am liking both posts…

I thought LWYMMD was a hot mess when I first heard it but I have since listened to it approx 800 times and I love it and I am angry about that