Tom’s problem is that Hiddleswift was hilarious and therefore people (me, it’s me) can’t stop bringing it up.

I have clip-on ones so I can take them off if I’m doing something important like running upstairs.

I love it. It’s terrible and that’s why I love it. I want to make it my answerphone message.

Ugh :( I flipping hate going to the dentist, I’m very sensitive to the drill as well.

Hope you feel better soon <3 I am generally stressed out by life at the moment and still not eating properly and this evening I got a text from a guy I have been sorta interested in that was so StraightWhitesBoysTexting that I am now praying it was a text misstep and not the early warning signs of a fuckboy. So I am…

I’m not saying she is a literal snake in a woman costume but it would explain why she is unfamiliar with how humans hold pens.

That’s my favourite part!

adorn my altar

I think I might have liked it in a different song, I just feel like it doesn’t mesh with the rest of the song.

I was kinda digging it until I got to the chorus. The chorus is terrible.

Oh my gosh, this is amazing. I have had a soft spot for Stephanie St Clair since learning about her through Rejected Princesses.

I just went to my doctor because I have some symptoms that are concerning me and I am twitchy because my mother was recently treated for ovarian cancer and her genetic screening indicates that I might be at a slightly increased risk of ovarian cancer and I just want to be reassured. My doctor said it’s probably just…

And now, some 13 months later, Swift appears to be embracing the name

how do you get to know someone without going out with them?

Aaah, a Bake Off gif <3 I will keep you all updated, look for me turning up in about a month going ‘I FUCKED IT UP SO BAD, GUYS’

I mean, I feel like I want to vomit up my entire skeleton but... in a good way? I am so bad at being flirted with, I shall die of redness and float around as a very embarrassed ghost.

So, about six weeks after ending my relationship, I have been asked out by someone. I said, essentially ‘Not yet’ since I would like to get to know them better first and also I don’t want to rush into anything new while I’m still sorting out my feelings. I am not used to being asked out and had forgotten what it is…

Okay, so, a lot of people have asked me this and I had no idea but I have been Googling and apparently it is from an episode of The Game, which I have never heard of.

I don’t know, I just know that it is Jason Momoa with a pop-up chair :D

No idea!