She offered to fax her emails. FAX. Her EMAILS. Smdh.

The argument they were making is that it will be useful for collecting and analyzing data in the future if the genders are clearly delineated. Actually, I agree with them, but I still don’t see why that merits a totally separate form. How about an either/or terminology, like: Groom/Spouse 1, Bride/Spouse 2, and let…

No but guys! This is important. If my marriage license hadn’t specified “bride” and “groom” how would we have known which is which?

I would seriously rent a camper and just follow this guy around if I was a divorce lawyer.

They tell you the twos are terrible, but they lie. It’s THREE that is a living hell, a slog through the fiery lava of Vesuvius. Three was when my neighbor came into the hiuse and found my son standing over me as I lay in a sodden, weeping heap on the kitchen floor, clutching in my hand the banana that he wanted/didn’t…

NO! I am going to cross-stitch that, frame it, and hang it in the corner. I am my own damn Etsy.

I would have lost it at “eat your fucking dinner.” How these little creatures manage being terrors and unintentionally hilarious at the same time is beyond me.

I feel like maybe we have the same daughter? How’s the door slamming/kicking/furniture throwing at your house?

And if you have a boy and a girl, you apparently need TWO chairs.

The worst behaved, the most destructive, the biggest asshole in our family is my three year old daughter. Her brothers who are 6 and 12 were absolutely angelic at her age. Really easygoing, gentle, eager to please and charming. She can be quite the dick. She isn’t sassy or spicy; she can be downright horrible. The…

I think what annoys me more is the materialism behind the idea of purchasing an extra little chair just for time-outs. Man, people have too much disposable income/space to store shit.

When my kid is acting out, I literally put baby in the corner.

Do you read Mister Money Mustache? I agree with you. I did NOT want to buy a home but my spouse was locked into that mindset and now we are trapped in this town in a home we have grown out of.

We are a Philly suburb. It’s like buying a home on the Island of Misfit Toys.

About a year ago, I was asked by a Boomer if I had bought a home in the neighborhood. She knew I was too young to afford anything. She just liked bragging that she could. What she didn’t know was that I pay well below market rent, and prefer diversifying my stock portfolio. I don’t believe that homeownership should be…

Dear Millennials and Boomers,

I say Hunger Games since boomers are mostly old and fat. I would totally do it too if it meant any chance in hell I would be able to afford my own apartment or I don’t know have enough for retirement. And really death is a much better ending than suffering endlessly worrying about debt and no job…

Thunderdome style?

No, it mean abandoned cookie-cutter suburban hovels that will most likely attract the same elements that people don't want in cities (guns, violence, etc)

I think it means that the kids will live in the suburban cookie cutter developments, since they have fewer urban amenities and are thus less desirable, while their rich parents buy the cool urban lofts and dine out at the wine bar every night downtown.