I’m sorry, hold the phone, let’s back up. I’m have a master’s in urban planning and we somehow never covered the topic of Houston not having zoning codes. That’s terrifying and fascinating to me. I’m probably going to spend the rest of my Friday afternoon in that rabbit hole of codes and research...

i think it somewhat depends on the sort of business you do, but having your email address/phone number/website/facebook page (that is updated regularly!) on your card is what seems reasonable to me. i’m 27, and i typically will “like” a facebook page to keep up with a business, then email/call/visit the website when…

Reddit.com/r/abrathatfits.

It’s too bad that the author then falls so far down the bogey man hole in later books with his objectivism, because that first book is actually solid. But Goodkind is batshit bonkers

Check out Reddit.com/r/abrathatfits. They have instructions on how to measure yourself properly and once you’ve done that, can help you find the right bra type and company for your size and shape- a fair number of which can actually be found on amazon

which i am really confused about their inclusion on this list. it’s a band with two female vocalists, but you can’t really put an entire band on a “highest paid women in music” list. i mean for fuck’s sake, it’s called FLEETWOOD MAC after the lead singer Mick Fleetwood, a dude. i’m not really pissed, but very puzzled,…

what did you expect when you clicked through???

basically, all of that sounds fucking delicious, and i don’t even like asparagus.

I can’t really commiserate since I don’t have kids, but that visual had me laugh/crying at my desk

Sounds like a divorce lawyer’s wet dream

yeah, the second boondock saints movie is really something i’ve tried to forget.

but he carried all that extra 20 lbs of muscle he put on for that movie REALLY well

man... i loved elizabethtown and war horse. (but i also really like sappy horse movies)

TWO FUCKING MISDEMEANORS. that’s it. that’s all he’s going to face. so he’ll get a slap on the wrist and be released back out into society. what a joke.

I really loved the music. I heard “friends on the other side” on my Disney Pandora station a whole bunch of times before watching the movie, and was hooked

Which is too bad. I read the host, and while not a great piece of fiction, it actually had some interesting things to say. Nature of humanity, etc

Latest kinja redesign actually works for me on mobile, which is nice

Thing is, gun nuts do ACTUALLY want literally everyone to be carrying. Pretty sure that would just result in way more problems. Escalated road rage, anyone?

My first kiss was a sigma chi, who after I was already spending the night at the frat, I found out essentially already had a girlfriend.

I think that’s probably partially due to a misreading. It’s a fellowship, not a scholarship. Basically a stipend for getting to be part of a very exclusive awesome club