Yeah, for a company that totally sucked to work for, we weren’t allowed to do much about even blatantly obvious shoplifting

I’m totally unsurprised. I worked at a Halloween City (subsidiary or Party City) the year after I finished grad schoolschool and was having trouble finding real workwork. They are wholly focused on profits and moving costumes. It was not a great place to work, and I would never support them financially

You don’t even have to google. Just search the Jezebel archive, because it was featured here

she has long hair?! i definitely expected a ... different... haircut

one of my best friends has her mom’s last name and her younger brother has her dad’s last name. works out perfectly.

soy also mimics estrogen in your body, so it’s not a great “all the time” substitution.

have you told this story on BCO before? or on /r/tifu or /r/talesfromthecustomer? because this story is eerily familiar.

there are a few. very few, but there are some. and i literally did just move here. been coming here for over a year to see my boyfriend and i moved in a month ago.

i went to school in idaho, so i understand what you’re saying. the rainbow is still open. i don’t think the bars in pendleton change much from decade to decade, quite honestly.

oh, got it. i think the greys system is kinda frustrating. i was around and commenting before the system came into place, but most of my posts were apparently not good enough to be allowed out of the greys...

aww, thanks!

i’m sorry, what’s gotta be spontaneous? running for city council? because that shit takes a lot of preparation...

i moved from eastern washington to eastern oregon. they’re basically the same for these sorts of issues. the idea of cascadia is funny because a lot of people of both sides of the mountains would be pretty stoked to get rid of the other side of the state.

i hope this is the post that gets me out of the greys...

you know, i get where you’re coming from, i really do. but what you, and other commenters on jez who’ve commented with something similar on each of these stories are missing, is that it doesn’t take being overweight by all that much to make doing your own toenails damn near fucking impossible.

restaurants, and also idiot citizens who dump oil/grease down the drain at their homes

i can’t BELIEVE i had to scroll this far to have that answered for me without clicking through. thank you.

you must have missed that yesterday they brought bob back for april fools day. the crowd went fucking insane.

> Once God gets sober and finds Jesus, it’s like a completely different book.

huh, i never heard that one before, but it was definitely true on my campus!