Parks and Rec and Battlestar Galactica AND Agents of SHIELD.

looks like usually july

my mom is pretty allergic to scallops, but she does still love them.

holy shit. you should report them to your local health department. that is the sketchiest thing i've ever read.

i will say, in defense of savory/sweet combinations- that a breakfast sandwich (egg and bacon on english muffin) with grape or strawberry jam and a good dijon mustard is actually really delicious. doesn't sound like it would work, but it totally works.

huh, learned something new today. had no idea that shrimp scampi was basically shrimp shrimp.

my reaction was more based on tim mcgraw. i told my mom i didn't think i'd ever seen him without a hat before (and then when the hat showed up for his performance i giggled)

watch the epsys. the athletes know how to dress SHARP.

yeah, she basically kept her hands in the pockets the whole time, which made the lines of the dress look weird. which is unfortunate, because it's a pretty dress and she looks good in it otherwise.

"I actually won't apply for a job that requires a cover letter"

student loans definitely count as part of #1. in fact they should really just BE #1. shit's got sky high interest and they'll still come after your family if you die without paying them off (private loans, anyway) so they should be the first to go.

oh, well, it's kiiiinda pricy pizza. but imo definitely worth the splurge.

they have a weird set of locations. you have to live in the right area.

i think it's a testament to just how fucking good roundtable pizza is- i worked there for 3 years in high school/college and i still fucking love their pizza. and the garlic parmesan twists. so damn good.

"Yeah, it took a horrible situation to wake me up, but I was deaf and blind to the truth, so He did what needed to be done, and I'm happy for that."

please accept my humble praise. that was by far the best story from today, and i think you're going to be an urban legend/super hero to servers everywhere.

at 1:32 there is a giant bottle of jose cuervo on bearded man's desk. i think that generally is frowned upon in the workplace these days.

you know what's the best to watch for some awesome men's formal wear?? the espys. turns out, most athletes know how to look fucking SHARP. i love it.

ohhhhh my god, like lizzy maguire style!? perfect.

see, i was actually thinking about how that is a really beautiful, poignant song that would be good for a first dance (although slightly macabre)