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Call me a bad New Yorker, but I order from Dominos all the time. My problem is even though I live in a part of Brooklyn surrounded by great pizzerias, most of them close early because I live in the ‘burbs. Meanwhile I can order from Dominos as late as 1am. And sometimes a gal gets a hankering for greasy and easy to

NYer here who went to Italy for two weeks, and I did not put one piece of American food in my mouth that entire trip. Well, that is not true. At one point, I did have a Coca-Cola at lunch, without high fructose corn syrup, thankyouverymuch cane sugar/Europe. Oh, and I guess you could count my gum, but gum is not food.

“Carrying coals to Newcastle” refers to transporting something to sell in a market that’s already saturated and has no need of your product (Newcastle is an old English coal town.)

You can’t win with fast-food pizza CEOs. Tom Monaghan, the Domino’s guy, is an Operation Rescue anti-abortion terrorist funder. “Papa” John Schnatter is a well-documented anti-labor asshole. Mike Ilitch of Little Caesar’s is a Republican donor (according to some quick Googling and an article in Mother Jones) but does

It’s like bringing ice to a glacier.

Thing is, those Domino’s aren’t for the natives. They won’t touch the stuff. They are for the tourists who go to those places.

That is creepy af.

I’ve convinced myself that the corner completely falls, we just don’t get to see it. It’s a fragile fantasy, but it’s working for me.

The best part about this is that that actor was of Sicilian descent.

I went to look for a Domino’s gif and ended up looking at dominos gifs and now I’m weirdly soothed and I can’t stop, help.

it has been reported that Isabella married someone who is not in Co$. I don’t know the status of her relationship with Kidman but it is entirely possible that she didn’t invite either of her parents b/c of the potential distraction. We don’t even know if the groom’s parents were invited. Just something to consider.

Agreed. Back before people knew how crazy Scientology is, Nicole used to get a lot of criticism for “abandoning” her children. That must have hurt.

Class act is an understatement. The only thing I heard her say about Cruise that was even vaguely insulting was when Letterman asked her if there was an upside to the divorce. Her reply: “I can wear heels again.”

It always sounds like some sort of mossy artisanal sandwich topper, to me. “Would you like some spouse on your wrap?”

Sympathy, maybe. (We’re all God’s creatures, says the atheist.) But that’s about it.

I feel like it’s really really really not my place to tell a black woman how to feel about Rachel Dolezal. Nor is it my place to judge her feelings. And I’d be kind of uncomfortable if Bobby went there.

i thought the thing about the album release date was their way of saying ‘hey you make great music, why don’t you stick with that?’

“I’ve chosen not to speak publicly about Scientology. I have two children who are Scientologists — Connor and Isabella — and I utterly respect their beliefs.”