That’s your takeaway from this post? Really?

Damn. I should have known there’d be a catch. She is so weird about that face angle thing. No one has a perfectly symmetrical face.

I’m pretty sure they are still of the left side but she’s ‘flipped’ the picture, see how the braids are only on the one side? She’s tricking us all!

Yeah....that comment about having said things that “our mothers and sisters had to hear”. I actually want to hear from their mothers. Explain to me how you raised these pieces of sh*t.

Spot On, Ari.

Yeah I saw that lip liner issue too. What is happening? It looks like my kid after she downs a cup of mango juice.

Things our mothers and sisters had to hear.

I’m deducting .5 for looking like half of the men in the city, and therefore plausibly like men that I know and do not want to punch in the face.

No shit. I had a guy tell me I had “found the fountain of youth” when I told him I was 30, I guess he thought I looked ‘young’.

(the tagline of which is “Putting sweet D in the tender V since 2013”)

I am trying to have a baby right now and this is the kind of thing that makes me terrified of having a boy. Because these guys seem like the type where their mothers had no idea they had raised such misogynistic little shits and are now probably mortified. It is a tall order to raise a good man in this world.

Nah, absolutely not. Honestly, I didn’t think Kinja was the place to submit stories for the next edition so much as it was just to share your own, so I went with it (admittedly not expecting it to rank, as, like others had pointed out, it doesn’t really measure up to the accidental attempted paedophilia).

So he never had sex with a woman “that old”. A woman in her late 30s. That’s considered “really old”. WHO THE FUCK DO THESE GUYS THINK THEY ARE? LOOK IN THE GOD DAMN MIRROR YOU LOSERS! I’m 42 and I wouldn’t let your average looks anywhere near my pussy! I fucking hate deluded men who think they are god’s fucking gift…

I mean, that’s not great service, and it’s not a great experience for you. That sucks and I’m not trying to take that away. But it’s not quite on the level of almost poisoning a group of people or shouting about a “KID BLOW-JOB” or even the tuna sub story as far as creative or unusual ways to screw up.

That’s what my hair looks like, if I let it do its thing. Unfortunately I grew up in the 70s where girls had to have stick straight hair and I’ve probably spent years of my life ironing, blowdrying, and chemical straightening. And my mom was one of those women who thought a curly haired daughter was wanton and wild,…

Also, note that for this subject in particular, the employee really has to have screwed up in a unique and interesting way for anyone to have a reason to care about the story. If you specifically requested a sandwich with no mayo, and a server then brought you a sandwich with mayo on it, well, I’m very sad for you,…

I just saw the headline “baby hair” and forgot we refer to Ariana as a literal baby

On the plus side, she’s showing the other side of her face. Baby steps (sorry)!

I’m just shocked that we actually have photos of the other side of her face. I was beginning to think it didn’t exist.

For those people who don’t have an encyclopedic memory of BCO stories, here’s Dustin Hucks’ breadstick story.