Selig is putting the finishing touches on Gil Renard's nest.

Lonnie Smith took it like a man...

How long until teams create an Online Idiot Cleaner position?

Gawker pays too much attention to the UV Index.

@BigTenObsession:

This wouldn't be news if one of those Frogs could figure out that they can't win with a bread basket tied to the handlebar of their ten speed. Kent Tekulve managed to spend the entire third grade in my spokes without any aerodynamic effect.

Longley, Perdue, Wennington and Cartwright got by without the in-dash GPS.

If Nash is a bleeder, then what do you call Tim Daly?

Rick Mirer hoodwinked everyone with his clip on.

@gmschmidty:

Russ Francis can explain your mainland relevancy.

We all grieve in different ways.

The fourth estate is still confused by this one:

Texas law says that without a casualty, the other players cannot take the rest of the semester off even if they're satisfied with their current grade.

Magic schmagic, I can walk on the court, make D-Wade freeze in mid-air, look up his shorts and leave before he asks for a wheelchair. -Jeremy Piven

What, no blood?

Apparently there's no fine for the old over the shoulder boulder holder

To be fair, Irvin didn't see the contractor get into Kobayashi's Jag

Come on now, changing numbers would have been as much as a hassle for the equipment guy as running out grounders or attempting to catch shallow fly balls are for GA.

He did a running flip into the Grotto after Urlacher got his cleats stuck in the lawn