Wears jerseys. Likes the WWF. Plays video games. Goes to Starbucks. Hops on the poker bandwagon but claims he helped start it. Thinks that Borat is the best comedy ever.

We're not here to talk about the past.

Dude, way to keep your dignity! Do you ever do any work for the Girl Scouts?

It could have been much worse but he loaned the scythe to his neighbor

@HeavyPettingZoo:

However, Damon Bailey is living the good life in his Little Pink House while half Isaiah's paycheck goes straight to the retainer nest egg.

Does Google Earth zero in on a manhole cover when you type in the address for the Leitch estate?

You've got to at least blow your weight in order to hang with your bros at the paddock the next day. -Willie Shoemaker

@supermike3:

Revenge will come in the form of Ankiel pelting the building next door to the Jupiter PD.

Wife-beater, overalls, bib or unitard?

You can take the dyke out of Baton Rouge, but you can't take the rouge off the baton

Bill Self's wagon was also torched by Lt. Dunbar

Real Pac Men only take quarters

This is like David Ortiz hitting a home run in the Bronx and dropping a pillow, sleeping bag, pajamas and knee pads off at third base.

+ the month of February to rsr26

"They darker than us...Woof!"

Timmy, are you including lipstick lezzies in you assessment? Come on now, be reasonable...

Westminster PA guy > Movie preview voice over guy

Try shrooming for a Pink Floyd show in 1988 at the LA Coliseum and have two midgets negotiating their way up your aisle in direct view and taking their seats right in front of you. The flying pigs couldn't even make up for that bad time.