What, no parrot in the microwave?

Fallon & Barrymore got them matching laptops.

They should replace those red challenge rags with flares hooligan style. How great is the new tennis replay system by the way?

Dude, remember when your old man bent Buford T. Justice's badge? That was pretty neat.

Man crush

Grossman = 3 Flies Up Legend

Except the Crips & Bloods don't fly ATA.

Because a 2 point lead with a minute to go is a lock and our defense will definitely stuff a run between the tackles from inside the two yard line. If that fails, our receivers will do everything they can to not to let a Hail Mary fall harmlessly to the ground in the end zone.

I hate to break it to you, but Torrey is a public course. -Scott Peterson

Psst...Hey Ronnie: You have a $130 million contract, the folks over at NetJets will fill your bong with Evian, cue up the Soul Plane DVD on the plasma and stock the galley with your favorite snacks.

So Mo Lewis' royalty check will be a little bigger this month?

Marty challenges the wrong thing - down by contact?! -1 TO

The Bears are we thought the were - the Ravens of the NFC.

It is important to remember that the only thing between a Saints post season 0-fer lifetime is an Az Hakim merkin.

Dear Ben:

Hey Bob Davie, whaddya think about the bloggers now?

I want my two dollars!

Robert Downey Jr. got his smack from the trunk of Matthew Perry's Miata and the entertainment critics will see to it that neither will ever have a star on Hollywood Boulevard.

I can't wait until movie studios and record labels introduce drug testing.

There is no way that Edwin looked up every Arena team's fax number and went down to Kinko's to send it out. This is the work of a shitty/lazy agent. Flooding the fax machines of front offices is a common, but obviously anachronistic practice for attempting to get work athletes in all professional team sports.