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So two dudes follow her into a gated community, presumably pulling the old pull in real close behind the next car, cruise around til they find her car, provokingly approach the house, realize that she might be on the phone with 911, leave, tip it to TMZ, TMZ does the FOIA thing (who else knew beyond the

@Dashiell Bennett: Good enough for TMZ, good enough for Deadspin? Go ahead and pretend next time.

The modern woman travelers' new hobby - sweeping her hotel room and packing electrical tape to cover the peephole.

Great detective work, but is the cat still alive?

If I ever get the chance, I will definitely send up Adam Melhuse to pinch hit for Jermaine Dye.

I'm confused - what does the 'C' stand for?

Anybody remember him on Celeb Jeopardy in the 90's? He got a daily double and grunted "All of it!" before Trebek could even finish asking him how much he wanted to risk. Classic.

Stats wise, Captain Sully would command much more in arbitration

Or Texas, USC, Penn State, Utah and Boise State students could do a sit-in at Fed-Ex headquarters in Memphis. They might be able to make out with Helen Hunt in the rain before ending up on a desolate country road intersection.

You should hear the guy outside of Rabbit's trailer...

"Again, this is an official game." Come on Buck, you think they are going to put a shortened WS game on the books?

It's so comforting to know that Fox needs a commercial break for someone to explain to them what the full Infield Fly Rule is

Now why would he go and ground his club in a hazard before hitting the shot?

If you touch him, Bob Shepherd calls Jeter to the plate through the home stereo

"There's energy in chocolate...I need energy!"

Condolences in regard to Peanut Butter Wolf

In other news, Old Dan & Little Ann just treed a mountain lion

At Gary Trudeau's place they allow you to sit underneath the drawing board where the magic happened - jaw agape.