Urban Meyer and Billy Donovan would like to thank General Sherman for providing them with this opportunity.

How good would a Final Four of FLA, SC, LSU and Boise State be?

Yeah Insomniac, the UCLA tip/interception when USC was driving late didn't mean anything.

A few clips for your halftime entertainment:

Rob: Gainesville's riot cops, Mike Cooper's tube sock or Ron Zook's liquor cabinet.

Devil: 47.5

Phony:

Speaking of Uncle Ted, how creepy are those anti-DUI commercials with the cars filled with beer/wine/booze?

Whatever they name it, it isn't going to fall for no banana in the tailpipe

Weis in "big games":

Today's first down marker is brought to you by Flonase

Dear Nick:

7 majors to pass Jack but only 2 kids to pass

289:

The wedding guests will acknowledge both cultures by pelting the bride and groom with Ricolas and Cloves as they leave the church.

Dennis Hopper could really use a 'What, no eggplant?' tag.

I was going to give him some change but realized he'd probably just spend it on booze or drugs so I stepped around him without making eye contact.

Make sure the street people don't let the mail and newspapers pile up on the manhole cover...and don't forget to leave a note for Lex Luthor so he can figure out the remote.

Olin Kreutz showed up at the scene nursing his Leinenkugel with latex gloves spouting nonsense about a guy with a prosthetic limb, the parking garage dudes from Ferris Bueller, Alonzo Spellman, Kendra Davis, a creep with a Walkman over a green turtleneck and Chris Farley's runaway hooker. Then a fire engine came…

Barbaro only pawn...in game of life: