Hope AI stopped by 6525 Parkline Drive for a worthy send-off

Playing the delivery boy in Swingers wasn't as promising as he originally thought.

Can I just have the CliffsNotes?

Does this mean Pearlman will give his nephews the Big Love DVD for Kwanzaa?

He really turned on the jets when the crowd started to do the Wave.

Don't worry son, this will all blow over soon.

Has Shaun Alexander found his Vagasil yet?

Actually UM it's under a plastic sleeve on the wristband, the coaches always hog the laminator.

Shouldn't an NFL QB be beyond wearing a play sheet on his wrist, especially with the audio in their helmets? I'm still waiting for a defensive player to rip it off after a sack, tear it to shreds (or eat it) and toss it in the air...well worth 15 yards.

Their Sheriff shakes hands with websites:

Tyler Durden does not approve of your stainless steel appliances.

You should always play the game.

On the bright side, in 15 years one of his friends will off himself so they can all have a reunion at his beach house, burn fatties, pop pills, do a bunch of blow, hang out in robes, cheat on their spouses and wonder how Chad Henne is still under center when they turn on the Michigan-Denison game.

Tony is simply protecting the brunette from Zach Randolph

Will, just send a courtesy reply that you got engaged and moved underground in order to Seyless Pusey.

Quick, name two NFL WR's that have been starting on the same for 3+ seasons besides Harrison and Wayne.

Royals: 30,000+ UMass fans are going to Montana? The Super Bowl is a pre-determined site and there are only 4 NFL teams' fans that manage to top 10% of the crowd at a road playoff game: Steelers, Packers, Cowboys and Eagles. Bowl match-ups are determined at least three weeks in advance and it is one trip that the fans…

Right Royals: Because your way makes tons of sense to 30,000+ students and alumni willing to travel for three straight December/January weekends to locales that will only be determined a week in advance. Airlines, hotels and rental cars will be readily available at low rates with such lead time. Television networks…

tOSU vs. Florida:

Craig James just said "I'm glad I'm not a computer". He probably believes that he could have entered the world as one if his parents had never met.