Just as long as you don't serve the chicken that way

Hooch would have taken care of business if Turner didn't get the AIDS and blow all his Alpo money on Denzel's retainer fee.

You can call for a fair catch after the ball has hit the ground?

Cheese: He plays guitar lefty...just like Hendrix.

tpstoner

What did he do before the Intertubes made it to Ohio and who did he give his archives to when he found TLJCMPS?

Somewhere, Todd Marinovich is making sexy time with his forearm.

The Downtown Athletic Club closed its doors four years ago - Heisman is now at the Yale Club.

Nothing against the homeless guy I dodged on the sidewalk today, but doesn't this game deserve some better gear on Charlie Wonka?

Precious: Aside from ticket brokers/scalpers, ND does not generate more revenue than other BCS teams. All the games sell out no matter who is playing...alumni from other schools buy plane tickets, stay in hotels, rent cars, play golf, eat at restaurants and buy merchandise too. ND may generate a bump in t.v. ratings,…

How the hell did you get behind the counter?

You're with me, Poncherello

A few voters mentioned that the Grimsley affidavit speculation game pushed Howard over the top.

You f-ing hammered me!

Funny how the school presidents in D2&3 are okay with a playoff system. Trivia nugget: the BCS Champ is the only sport in which the NCAA does not officially recognize with a trophy (plaque actually).

When did they move the WAC Championship game to Columbus? Just watching Bama-Auburn can give you a concussion.

The Gawker Mannings

Does the keycard work on the manhole cover or does he have to knock every morning?

They just changed the name of the band to

I really hope Mike Cooper gets to Dot the I (again).