Check out Suz ghost ridin' the mouth hug

Actually it's only $25 million if the Pilgrims can crank out another ten thousand cars per month. The senior Senator will take the pontoon option.

Carrie definitely deserves a guest post.

After tossing the cadet, Chad did what came natural...he adjusted his Ray-Bans.

Wait, did TK just make a hooker joke only to have Tirico cut him off in a tone of decency?

You gotta love it when the PR Dept. fails to show any restraint in handing out field passes for the biggest game in school history. USC was scolded by the PAC 10 office last year getting too carried away for the same thing.

There will be no team bonding scene at Six Flags.

It was nice of Darren Daulton to let Lonnie out of the van.

$5 coupons and free sodas aside, it didn't even take a month for NBC to establish itself as the premier prime time NFL broadcast. That may not be saying much with ESPN, but it isn't even close.

Unsilent: for a guy who mentioned Sand Hills awile back, you should know that the Masters and the PGA Championship are not run by the PGA Tour. The Tour Championship is a money grab (no cut, $100k for DFL) and is beneath the Players Championship on the the Tour's pecking order. No Tiger or Phil - pathetic. It is also…

Great, now Stevie is going to toss the server in the Hudson.

Despite having the most user unfriendly site out there, that Brooks dude has some kind of racket going on:

In all fairness, Wally Pipp went underground as well.

No name: Hopefully it was worth it for the ticket holder and he got a little Brittany Murphy eye rollback in the warehouse on his lunch break. Sweet avatar, spit on a dog lately?

Can he get his suits back from Eric Byrnes?

The NBA < Liza Minelli, Brady Quinn and Joe Morgan

Way to rock the loofah Mrs. Smails.

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Hey, are you guys playing cards?

Okay, that's it. Grab your 9's, machetes and throwing stars and pile in the van. We're going to Bristol to settle this once and for all.