Just got back from the DMV...did I miss anything interesting around here today?

After the game, the entire Tigers roster, front office, luxury suite and season ticket holders headed north of 8 mile in their heated foreign automobiles, passing all the ushers and concessionaires at the bus stop.

Pardon me Officer, could I please borrow your Billy Club? That lady over there looks pregnant, but I need to find out for sure. Also, I think my daughter is inside that ice cream truck.

Yes, but he gets his hookers in Ontario.

Supermike, rolling up his sleeves, waiting for Will to give the nod from the balcony of the Gem Saloon before getting his eye-gouge on, still wondering why he was kicked out of Montessori.

Thank you Saxist! The Wild Card team should only be able to host Game 3 in the Division Series.

Hello 47%ers - please excuse the late arrival. When I left for the A's-Tigers game yesterday there were 7 comments...my two cents: I was really weirded out at the Lidle news and wondered if the A's were just going through the motions, how many beers I should have, etc. Then I chuckled to myself that Lidle managed to…

She still comes a runnin' when the Pack get called for too many men in the huddle

The PGA of America and the PGA TOUR are separate organizations. The first consists of your local club pros/instructors...they also conduct the PGA Championship in August and are the ones who conduct the U.S. side of the Ryder Cup. The PGA TOUR is a racketeering outfit based in Ponte Vedra Beach, FL that offers up so…

Nice work everybody. That kind of scratch could cover the retainer for Mike Cooper's lawyer, a couple of trips to the commissary for Maurice Clarett and some sleeves for Tressel.

Dear Lance:

He's going to be real confused after his first day of Spanish, especially if Candy Maldonado is teaching.

Be aware of your surroundings NERD.

This series isn't over until Harvey Keitel empties his chamber into the car radio.

Maybe he's sucking on a chili dog outside the Tastee Freeze.

Uh-oh...two minutes to Wapner.