A look made for radio:

The crew over at Joanie Loves Chachi, I mean Kissing Suzy Kolber, will come up with her pic by noon.

Where's the Chiclets! boy and the iguana on a leash?

It's Terrell Owens folks. He plays for the Cowboys. He left a team in shambles a year after they were in the Suoer Bowl, called his QB a queer and is repped by the most annoying agent in the country. None of us are friends with him. There are conflicting reports as to what happened. This is Deadspin, not Caringbridge.…

A-Rod thought about this but he couldn't find the meds in the bottom of his purse.

Once Caruso and his team get to Dallas this will all be cleared up in an hour.

Anybody else recall all the commenter confidence in a post season that would include the Red Sox, White Sox and Angels back at the All-Star break?

Misery loves company.

Nye: Half of that was just for the roof, which covers nine acres. New suites and locker rooms took up most of the rest. Bleach, Lysol, Scotch Guard, power nozzles, scrub brushes and paint were bought in bulk at Home Depot. Still, most fans brought a couple of books of matches tonight just to have handy for their…

I just turned on the hose, ran it through the window and put it under the couch...by halftime I should have a better idea of what this game means.

Ray Nagin be watching from the comfort of his home in Dallas.

That don't confront me long as I get my money next Friday.

Starter Wife, please continue with the Penthouse Forum entry. Much obliged.

Knight just cemented his place in my imaginary foursome with Sutcliffe and Barkley. Of course Hugh would be the marshal, Scarlett would be squiring the beer cart and Kevin Brown would be on the Toro peppering everyone with clippings.

Good morning you all you 47%ers...after a long night of fighting off the Sioux and getting ready for another day panning for Hugh's pal's tooth caps, I would like to mention a guy named Frank Thomas. Talk about putting a team on your back late in the season. Numbers not as impressive as others, but worthy of…

He is more fucked up than Andre Rison's checkbook

While I admire his work ethic in trying to make the team, someone needs to tell Zach that the Greek games were two years ago.

Chris Simms had to sit in the waiting room a little longer than usual that day.

Damn, I am so fired up for my commute home now! The toll taker owned me yesterday too - it's payback time! I am the best illegal carpool lane driver in my district! Thanks coach!