I hope this guy ends up better than Benicio Del Toro after he refused to give up Barry's jersey number.

Time to make the move to an off-shore server Will.

Baseball's first 50-50-90 guy. Angelos must be happy that one of his players is taking the time to learn Greek the old-fasioned way. Maybe next time Joey won't put the GPS right next to the hide-a-key.

Then how do you explain ESPN?

The leaflet placed under my wipers yesterday had Judaism with a capital J.

Apparently Bernie the Brewer's dry slide didn't have its desired effects.

It's a formality Wingman. By the end of 2010 he will have 4 more shots at Augusta and one each at Valhalla, Bethpage, Torrey, Pebble and St. Andrews.

Hey Vermeil, you forgot to tell us how your parents docked her a day's pay for nappin' on the job.

At least he has free health care.

Eva Braun hates black running backs

Don't sweat it Hustler Andrew, Will is just bitter about Mulder & ADDringhausen. As long as Bobby 'I peaked in college' Crosby is out the A's will be fine.

Harris Barton is also listed in UM's leaflet.

No flipping feathered hair for Ken Anderson?

Hey, wanna go back to my place and play some Madden?

um: no, but he is irish, with a little mexican in him. carlos murphy was taken.

Finger pointing for double posting:

This is what happens when you combine women, football and basic Interweb commerce. It could have been worse if she actually drove to the game, put herself in charge of the bbq and wanted to play catch with her guy.

This is what happens when you combine women, football, and basic Interweb commerce. It could have been worse if she actually drove to the game, put herself in charge of the bbq and wanted to play catch with her guy.

Judge Smails approached the huddle and told the team to pull that man out of the ground.

The Closer is Deadspinese for Taser Gun foreplay